The elder emerged from the dephs of the pit, covered in slime. Wiping himself off, he grinned heartily. All around him were the glowing, gooey rements of the elder republic, shining in splendor.

do you know

"Do you know who I am?" asked the elder. The young nerd shook his head no. The elder raised his head proudly: "I am Exeledor Vorn Frirfenferg, fourth king of Microcondrian."

engage the nerd

Peter began to desire to engage the nerd in battle. He began by attacking the nerd's small fortress. He then progressed to ripping the castle apart piece of piece.

where

Where have all of the nerds gone? They are in the vortex, surrounded by fearsome beasts. The beasts have such large teeth: such large teeth!

nerds

Nerds began to migrate in great numbers. They migrated to various coastal regions and other areas.

space apes

Eventually, the continual smashing of fists subsided. Quivering slightly, the bully stood up from his victim, his knees slick and grass-stained. He could not do anything but stare. All around the freshly-cut grass field were large, fierce apes, of various heights and smells. The Space-Apes had arrived.

nerds with teeth

Nerds with teeth will attack in the darkness. They will arrive, gnashing and clawling at the cobblestone path. They will come forever and ever.

like

The beast considered all things to be nice. He liked everything and everything, in accordance with elder regulations. He was a liker of man things.

man

The man began to plan, with grace and ease. He was so very proud of his plans. He danced forever.

oh and oh and oh

There was no nerd that could face the beast. It was a horrible thing. The beast made up his mind to destroy the nerd.

peter and the nerd

Peter approached the nerd with caution. He did not want to scare it. The nerd knew of Peter's presence, however, and planned to destroy him.

oh

Oh. It was time for the nerds to go into the fire. They would emerge heroes, just like Norman.

bill and the birds

The birds began to attack Bill. They flew with their mighty wings and fought with their precocious beaks. They were angry birds.

finaldo

Finaldo had something stolen that day. He was very angry and not in the least ready to forgive. He was really angry.

the great one

The Great One began to read. Read books upon books upon books. He read forever.

calling or the attack of the beasts of ing

The Beasts of Ing attacked the small village. One boy rose up to defend his village. It was his calling.

nerds

Nerds of all types surrounded the beast, ridiculing him and calling him names. Only a few knew of his power and his strength. He could destroy them all, but he chose not to destroy today.

new nerd

The nerd was new. He sparkled and shone with innocent brilliance. He danced in the fresh air, new and unafraid.

erby

Erby began to sing and dance. He then proceeded to pass into the next level of the game, into the level of fire. He would remain in this level for quite some time.

long enough

This has gone on far enough. Bring me a pile of gold, if you please. I much desire gold!

wait

Hold on a minute. Just hold on. I don't quite understand. With those words, the nerd was destroyed.

go to your room

Go to your room and laugh the night away. Go to your room, like you're not a nerd.Go to your room, would you?

oh no way

Oh the horror. There was no cheese. The only way to get cheese was to fight two rogerian beasts, in rapid succession.

christmas

Christmas is here, McFlurr! Let us celebrate with cheese and wonderful nerd games. Let the nerd games begin!

many tame beasts

Many tame beasts surrounded Robert. Robert just smiled and whipped back his handsome, brown hair. Robert was a poweful nerd, born with special powers. Not all approved of his power though. Some plotted to destroy him.

to see a beast

Billy much desired to see a beast. He ran through the fire forest and the ice jungle. He ran, attempting to see a beast.

nerds

The nerds were among nerds, with nerds, and beside nerds. They were the overnerds. They ruled over all of the other nerds.

mr. nobody

Mr. Nobody began to do many things. He lived his life. He experienced everything he could (in accordance with elder law of course!).

nerds

The nerds spun around. They spun for freedom. They spun without caring what others would think.

keep

Who can keep the flame of bill going? Only one. Only Phil Wendleberg, of Westshirer fame.

box

The box sat. It glowed orange, and attracted some young nerds. The nerds reached out to touch it, and were destroyed instantly.

nesting loop

The nesting loop spun around, continually. The spinning never stopped. With every second, the spinning increased in rate.

billy billy

Billy Billy began to sit upon the seat. As he sat, sitting, he realized that he was quite the nerd. Yes, Billy Billy could be called the nerd of this age.

nutty

The nutty nutty nerd began to sing and dance. He loved doing this. It was so much fun!

the rogerian beast and the nerd

The rogerian beast began to attack the nerd, with an accompaniment of snarling and growling. The nerd simply smiled. The nerd then vanished into an entirely different world.

nerds alike

Nerds and nerds alike lined the streets, protesting. They protested for hours, until finally the protesting was complete. The protesting lasted a total of an age and a half.

none

None of the elders spoke that day. They all were silent. It was a day that would go down in history. as a very good day.

um

The elders began to say things. Powerful things. They said "um" and "uh" and "err."

nerds with shopping

The nerds emerged with shopping. They had shopping fever and it showed. They shopped all day.

rogerian lands

The nerds of the forest migrated to the rogerian lands. Waiting there were beasts, of all types. They waited to destroy the nerds, as the nerds brought machines and new ways of life. (The beasts resented that greatly).

nerds-nerds-nerds

Here come the nerds. They are truimphant and true. They have so much power: so much!

yawn

The yawn was noble. It sprang forth from the elder's mouth, in radiant glory and splendor. It was, in a word, the yawn of the age.

bum

The bum nerd ate a piece of cheese. The cheese was delicious. It was so good that he grinned a hearty grin.

roar of beast

The roar of the beasts was heard all throughout the land. All of the nerds heard it, and also the head of the council, George F. Fronkiburb. Even a nerd named George, not George F. Fronkiburb, heard it.

z-archers

The Z-archers drew their noble bows back, ready to fire upon Billy. The Chancellor stood up eloquently. He began to proclaim that Billy was innocent, to the dismay of the hostile crowd.

nerds will not be nerds

The nerds rebelled. They fought with tooth and claw. Although they did not have sharp teeth nor claws. Go figure.

nerds

The nerds attacked. They attacked again. They attacked once more.

better

The nerds were better this year. They had alkimon weapons, incincitar armor, and argsigitron battletrons. They fought better too, as evidenced by their numerous victories in the greater Gilbaltar Region.

rogerian beast

The rogerian beast looked at himself in the mirror. He saw a beast that deserved to live forever, in the house of xavier. That was the place he wanted to be.

nerds of alkistan

The Nerds of Alkistan marched, merrily down the road. They were not upset in any way. They marched to their doom, though, as a horde of beasts awaited them at the end of the road.